Garib Parivar pe Essay

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gaya

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me

Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gaya.

Essay me usne Likha:

Ek Garib Parivar tha,

Pita Garib,

Maa Garib,

Bache Garib.

Parivar me4 Naukr the,

wo bhi Gareeb.

Car bi Tutti Hui SAFARI thi.

Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tutti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha.

Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the.

Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khate the.

Ghar me 4 Hi 2nd Hand A.C. The.

Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha :)

An IITian and a Rickshawala...in conversation !!!

There were two rickshaw-walas vying for our business when we wanted to go to Sankat-Mochan temple in Benaras. I agreed to go with the one who was about 20, seemed like a regular young rickshaw-wala, but I found something interesting about this fellow in his eyes. I was not proved wrong.

 He wanted Rs 50, we said Rs 30. We settled for 40. 
 Here are the highlights of the conversation that ensued while he rode the rickshaw: 
 "aap kahan se aaye hain" 
"Delhi" 
"bijness ya kaam karte hain?" 
"naukri karte hain" 
"kismein" 
"internet mein" 
"humara bhi kuch wahin kaam lagwa do" 
I just chuckled 
"main try kar raha hoon engineering padhne kee. achchi naukri lag jaayegi tab" 
"achcha?" I asked a little interested 
"haan, delhi mein Guru Gobind Singh Indraprashta University mein engineering ke liye apply kara hai. achchi hai woh university" 
"haan, achchi hai", I agreed. 
"haan, kal hee maine JEE bhi diya" 
"JEE matlab, IIT ka?" 
"haan, Joint Entrance Examination" he pronounced it perfectly just to make it clear to me what JEE stood for. "mushkil hota hai exam" 
"haan, 2 saal toh log padhte hee hain uske liye, asaan nahin hai" I carried on the conversation 
"Delhi mein Akaash coaching institute hain na?" 
"haan, hai" 
"aapne kya padhai kari?" 
"main engineer hoon, aur phir mba bhi kiya" 
"kahan se engineer?" 
"IIT delhi se" 
He swung back, surprised, a little delighted, and smiled. "Ok, aapke liye Rs 30" 
Swati and I laughed 
Swati asked "padhai kab karte they IIT ke liye" 
"bas, rickshaw chalaane ke baad raat mein". Then he added "kismein engineering kari aapne?" 
"Chemical" 
"toh aapki chemistry toh badi strong hogi" 
"nahin, aisa nahin hai" 
He continued "yeh bataiye....jab Mendeleev ne Periodic Table banaya tha tab kitne elements they usmein?" 
Now it was my turn to get surprised. He was quizzing me. I said "shayad 70-80" 
"no, 63" he said sharply. "kaunse element kee electronegativity highest hai?" 
Swati was laughing, and I didnt try too hard and said "pata nahin" 
"Flourine", he said confidently. Without a break he asked,"kaunse element kee electron affinity highest hoti hai?" 
Now I was laughing too and said "nahin pata" 
"Chlorine. toh aapka kaunsa subject strong tha?" clearly having proven that my chemistry wasnt a strong point 
"Physics", I said 
"achha, Newton's second law of motion kya hai" 
I knew this one I thought, "F=ma" I said 
"Physics is not about formula, it is understanding concept!"  he reprimanded me in near perfect english. "Tell me in statement" 
I was shocked. Swati continued to laugh. 
I said "ok, Newtons second law, er....was...." 
" 'was' nahin, 'is'!Second law abhi bhi hai!" he snapped at my use of 'was' 
Surely, my physics wasnt impressing him either. "yaad nahin, I said" 
"Force on an object is directly proportional to the mass of the object and the acceleration of the object", he said it in near perfect english. "aapne mtech nahin kiya?" 
"nahin, mba kiya" 
"mba waale toh sirf paisa kamana chahte hain, kaam nahin karte" 
"nahin, aisa nahin hai, paisa kamaane ke liye kaam karna padta hai" 
He said "arrey, rehene do"  or some words to that effect. He didnt think too highly of me apparently anymore. 
In a minute we reached our destination. We got off and I told him that he must and should definitely study more, and that I think he is sharp as hell. He took only Rs 30, smiled and began to leave. I got my camera out and said "Raju, ek photo leta hoon tumhari". He waved me off, dismissed the idea and rode off before I could say anything more....leaving me feeling high and dry like a spurned lover.

What a ride that was! India is changing, and changing fast.

TOO much technology !!!

WHY TEACHERS ARE STRESSED !!!

That's all Women want....

That's all Women want....


..Plain looking husband 

  
...normal simple ring

...small wedding party 

  
...honeymoon at any place

  
...small house for the kids to run around  

  
  
...lovely children  

   

...husband is a family man 

  
    
...but work hard 

  
  
...small car for shopping

  
  
  
...another car for kids 

  
  
...some collections 

    
  
...shoes for each occasion

  
  
  
...some nice outfits 

  
  
...a bit of cosmetics 

  
    
...a bit of makeup 

  
  
  
...overseas trip once a year 

  
  
...more often on domestic trips

  
  
  
...dinners

  
  
  
... Presents occasionally 

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...finally, some securities. 

Excellent wishes !!!!  What about the Climax...

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Final Stage of Husband after fulfilling those things !!

"BOSS KIDNAPPED" WHAT TO DO?

Employees of a Company are all worried. 
Some are roaming around. 
Some are in loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, 
notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, 
they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for Rs.10 Crores (2 MILLIOn US $) ransom, 
otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol 
and set him on fire. 
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection." 

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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"About 1 liter."

How to identify a Software Engineer

1. He/She never bargains… No wonder things have become so costly!


2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven't slept for years…


3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon…


4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by 'default'…


5. Weekends are holy words… they are like a salvation one seeks for…


6. "Wazzzup", "Hows life?", are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?"


7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in…


8. They don't send or take things… they always forward them!


9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day…


10.They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do… When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is "I wish there was a Google search for my room" 


11.Mondays are always blue…


12.All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now…